Lukasz is busy telling me about The Slow Mo Guys, their Phantom Flex, and all the things he wants to video in slow motion.

I've been trying to get him to clean up his cars and get in the bath for 20 minutes, but he won't. stop. talking. So finally I interrupt and say "Keep telling me about it, but do it WHILE cleaning up your cars, otherwise I'm going to go bonker-donks."

He replied "You already are bonker-donks" and hit me in the head with a Chinese paper yo-yo.