While I was getting dinner on the table tonight, the kids were rapid-firing requests of what they wanted to do and to have me do and I finally said, "Okay, but right now I'm serving dinner."
Lukasz promptly replied, "You can be our servant!"
Lily added to that, "If you have servant, you have to pay them a LOT of money."
Oh reeeeally? I'm owed about 5.5 years in back pay then! :)